Bat Out Of Hell-Meat Loaf. I cheered when he died in Fight Club
Xanadu - Olivia Newton John.
Cocomo - Beach Boys. Due to this song I was arrested and fined $150.00
Hall & Oates - Any song ever released, special to Rich Girl.
Hotel California - The Eagles. Enough said!
Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down.
It's Still Rock'n'Roll To Me - Billy Joel.No Billy, it's lame ass MOR crap.
The Day Chicago Died - Paper Lace. Please, if you don't know this song, do not ever listen to it.
Instant Replay - Dan Hartman.
In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins. Bald man,bad music.
I've Never Been to Me - Charlene. Personally I really wish she'd never been to a recording studio.
American Pie - Don McLean. If all was right with the world, he would have drove his Chevy to the levy, accelerated off the edge and then sunk to the bottom of some fathomless depth of water, where neither he nor his horrendous song would be heard again.
Where Do You Go to My Lovely - Peter Sarstedt. The song makes me vomit, and that's comment enough.
Jump- Van Halen. From the nearest fucking window, hopefully.
I believe- Cher. Take your freaky auto-tuned voice and top yourself.
My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion. And on...and on...and on...
Crazy- Aerosmith. Slutty schoolgirls were never less sexy than in this video.
The Bridge- Elton John. Sounds like this tuneless piece of shit was improvised in 2 minutes.
The Real Slim Shady- Eminem- Prick.
Sensual Seduction- Snoop Dogg. More auto-tuned dross from the King of shit. Possibly the blandest track ever recorded.
Born Slippy- Underworld. Soundtrack to a generation of fucking wankers.
Purple Rain- Prince. Another track that makes me giddy with nausea.
The Thong Song- Sisqo. It takes real talent to plumb the depths of banality to this level.
Awww man I love Snoop Dogg. The man can do no wrong in my eyes. Let's talk about some songs I hate.
1. The Youngbloods - Get Together This hippy piece of shit makes my blood boil.
2. Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville If someone can tell me how so many people enjoy such a turd of a song, I'm all ears.
3. Anything by Toby Keith, man that guy is a douche.
Come on Eileen Dexy's Midnight Runners -kinda cool band name, annoying song. Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Elton John -no I really cannot and I hoped a poacher would get Simba too. Cheeseburger in Paradise Jimmy Buffet -anything this guy touches sucks parrot cock. I Will Always Love You Whitney Houston -this is so bad its almost good; pass the crack pipe. Hero Maria Carey -she was pretty, but this music and everything by her makes me want to commit violent crimes. Roundabout Yes -I know, I know there are some Yes fans here but this stuff sickens me. We are the World Various -glossy grand standing bs in the guise of a good cause. I can't see how anyone would purposely choose to listen to this. Let my Love Open the Door Pete Townshend -grating keyboard line and his high-pitched voice just kill it for me. Keith Moon rolls over in his grave when this is qued up. The Final Countdown Europe -again almost so bad that its good, but might take the cake for cheese metal if not for the following... Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi -total hatred for this. I dated a chick in college whose roomate's older brother produced that album. She had an advanced copy of it and we all were floored by how much it sucked. The success of that record was yet another sign to me that the masses are asses.
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