Ten Songs I Hate.

[Mr Yates]

Bat Out Of Hell-Meat Loaf. I cheered when he died in Fight Club
Xanadu - Olivia Newton John.
Cocomo - Beach Boys. Due to this song I was arrested and fined $150.00
Hall & Oates - Any song ever released, special to Rich Girl.
Hotel California - The Eagles. Enough said!
Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down.
It's Still Rock'n'Roll To Me - Billy Joel.No Billy, it's lame ass MOR crap.
The Day Chicago Died - Paper Lace. Please, if you don't know this song, do not ever listen to it.
Instant Replay - Dan Hartman.
In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins. Bald man,bad music.

[Jamie]

I used to hear that "laffy taffy" rap song in different places all the time. It made me seriously want to kill something.
Since You Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson. I still see people call this rock. If it is I hate rock.
Any Green Day, Blink 182, etc. song. Curses upon them all.
That "Soulja Boy" song has somehow slipped in to my consciousness too. How disgusting. I'm almost ashamed to even know about it.

[rock and roll terrorista]

OH MAN IM GONNA GET RAZZED FOR THIS BUT HERE GOES....LIGHT MY FIRE-THE DOORS.NOW THE JACKIE WILSON VERSION FUCKING SMOKES.HONORABLE MENTION-COMFORTABLY NUMB-PINK FLOYD....GO TAKE SOME ACID,JERKS.

[Mad Mojo Marmalade]

Cryin - Roy Orbison
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
Feelings - No clue who sings it, but you know the one...
All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You - Heart
You Light Up My Life - Debbie Boone
A Whiter Shade of Pale (but the lyrics are kinda cool) - Procol Harum
Angel Is A Centerfold - ?
Sometimes When We Touch - ?
Hello Goodbye - the Beatles (also don't like a good many of their songs)
Nights In White Satin - Moody Blues
You Dropped A Bomb On Me - the Gap Band

I don't really like most Aerosmith, Rush, Dionne Warwick, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Lionel Richie, Def Leppard, KISS, Nilsson, Celine Dion or Rod Stewart (solo) songs. Even songs I don't really like I can tolerate until they're over usually, but not any of these songs or songs by the above. They really make me cringe.

[Jamie]

I like "Nights In White Satin". Haha. Don't know why. How about putting down stupid songs that you like. Guilty pleasures or something like that.

[Mad Mojo Marmalade]

I think Nights In White Satin is a beautiful song, but hate it because it makes me sick-in-the-stomach miserable when I hear it. And I don't like to cry.

Guilty pleasures? Hmm, I'll start with 2 Dallas Frazier songs: Alley Oop & Elvira.

[kopper]

I don't mind Nights in White Satin, either. Or Roy Orbison for that matter... whatever!

[whatwave dave]

Sometimes When We Touch - ?

Canadian folky Dan Hill......ALL of his songs were this bad!!

[whatwave dave]

I was just digging some of Roy's older stuff on Sun last nite.....man that cat could rock!! Ooby Dooby, Go Go Go, Domino and songs like that just smoke!

[Mad Mojo Marmalade]

Now you're talkin' bout the Roy I like!

Ah, Dan Hill. Not sure I'd know another of his songs & if they're like the one mentioned below and kind of glad I don't! Blah

[dumfuk]

I fuckin hate James Taylor.

From Lester Bangs' "James Taylor Marked for Death:"

(After slagging shit-bag Elton John, Lester goes on to write)..."My spleen is reserved for James Taylor and all the glory boys of I-Rock. I call it I-Rock, even though I just made up the name, because most of it is so relentlessly involutedly egocentric that you finally actually stop hating the punk and just want to take the poor bastard out and get him a drink, and then kick his ass, preferably off a high cliff into the nearest ocean. Matter of fact, if I ever get down to Carolina I'm gonna try to figure out a way to off James Taylor. Hate to come on like a Nazi, but if I hear one more Jesuswalking theboys and girlsdowna Carolinapathwhilethe dilemma of existence crashes like a-slab-of-hod on J.T.'s-shoulders-song, I will drop everything and hop the first Greyhound to Carolina for the signal satisfaction of breaking a bottle of Ripple (he deserves no better and I wish I could think of worse, but they're all local brands) and twisting it into James Taylor's guts until he expires in a spasm of adenoidal poesy.

Lester was great!

Fuck fire and rain and fuck James Taylor

[Mr Yates]

Maybe I am cursed, but I was watching the Australia vs India Test Match (that's a mighty international sporting competition for all you Yanks and Europeans out there), Australia were soundly beaten, so I flicked channels. What was on telly, but a program called Classic Albums, and fuck me if they weren't featuring MeatLoaf's Bat out of Hell.
Doubly disturbing was the fact that it sold over 30 million copies world wide.
No wonder the planet is doomed.

[Ed Post-Mortem]

no love for "Loose"? I always thought those lyrics were badass, in a low-budget porno kinda way... and who doesn't like low-budget porno?