WE STILL NEED BANDS — AT LEAST ONES THAT WILL DO WHAT THEY SAY THEY WILL!!!

[Bamalama Records]

We got us a bit of a problem here. Because of some bands that haven't held up their end of things and got their butts kicked to the curb, we need some more bands for the comp. Not only that, we got a lot of submissions of things that you couldn't, even with the most generous of definitions, call garage punk (or rock n roll for that matter!!). Whadda ya jerks wastin' our time for?!? You tryin' to make us look like jagoffs?

So here's the deal:

We're looking to do a 6 pack of 7 inchers starting in December/January. We know who 2 of those are going to be so that leaves 4 spots (we learned our math from drinking beer...). The ONLY way you can get in on that is to be a part of the comp. Some of them may be splits, some may be EPs - we haven't decided. But what we do know is that we'll be making our choices from the comp. There's 3 of us making the decision and it's gonna get ugly - black eyes, broken chiclets, split lips are not out of the question.

TIME'S RUNNING OUT!! DON'T DELAY!! ACT NOW!! OPERATOR'S ARE STANDING BY!!!!

Contact us at [e-mail] or [e-mail] for the skinny!
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Greetin' Cretins,

We've only got a few spaces left on the comp so don't miss out!

I know I said I'd never do this but I've gotten a lot of submissions of some LOUD, LOOSE DIRTY AND PRIMITIVE GRADE AAA TRASH and I just can't put singles out of all of these fine bands. You need to hear 'em so here's what we're gonna do:

Bamalama Records, in association with Garage Disease Records, are gonna do us one of them there cheap ass comp CDs, and we're looking for submissions of trashy, gutbucket, sewer dwellin' screamin' rock n roll- y'know...REAL rock 'n roll... the good stuff, natch!

How cheap, you ask?

5 lousy bucks post paid North America, 6 bucks the rest of the world. If ya want, for 3 bucks, we'll send you the same comp on CASSETTE! That's right, jerky - cassette. King Dummy & Boss Brian* at Garage Disease have 500 high quality cassettes and they needs to get rid of 'em to make room for cases of beer and 80s porn videos. Between you and me, they're a couple of Luddites and aren't sold on the whole digital revolution - they don't even own a computer which is why I'm having to do all of this stuff. (Thanks, morons!) If you want both, you can have 'em both for $7 AND we'll throw in a whole bunch of swag. For 12 bucks, you get CD, cassette, swag and a swank Bamalama t-shirt
- POSTPAID!! Can't beat that with a stick!!

All bands on the comp get t-shirts for the band, a grab bag o' swag, and 5 copies of the comp (extras can be had for cost, which as you probably gathered is really damn cheap...)

* - (this whole thing was their idea and look who's doing all the work!)

[The Branded]

sounds interesting, have a listen to www.myspace.com/theegravemen

[Modest Lush]

Hi, this is Modest Lush. We just recorded 6 pieces, and we think, it´s real R´n´R. Check it out:

[UHLIL BIT UHSOUL]

my music sounds like trash. You are invited to listen to it on my page but I warn you it IS trash.

[Cyco Sanchez]

Hi Bamalama Recs!

Tomorrow we'll be mixing the songs of our first recording - and then we'd like to join this thing! Check some demos out here, or better on www.myspace.com/cycosanchezsupergroup. I'll put up the mixed, "final" songs here on sunday - they'll be dirtier, faster, way cooler, more garage and more cyco than their demos here...

Best wishes from the basements of Europe, Doc Sanchez

[Dan Electreau]

Hey.
Here's some trashe for your can from my old band the Brewtals.
Lemme know if you'd rather have a vocal number.

All the best.

[The Jinxes]

you get the jinxes submission?

[Bamalama Records]

Oh yeah - I got it! You're in, good sir!

I also included the track on my podcast. I'll zip the link to you when it's up....

The Jinxes said:

you get the jinxes submission?

[Bamalama Records]

The instro track is great but I'd be interested in hearing a vocal track...

Dan Electreau said:

Hey.
Here's some trashe for your can from my old band the Brewtals.
Lemme know if you'd rather have a vocal number.

All the best.

[Dan Electreau]

Try this...

[Pete The Gripper (aka Dgrador)]

Try these fresh mixes
http://www.myspace.com/thelivingdeadbeats:

[Atomic Suplex]

Did you lose my email address then?

[Evil Bill]

I don't know if I'm way too late on this, but here's something anyway...