World's Uncoolest Guitars

[Larabee]

Everybody has their favorite brand of guitar, but the list of horrible and uncool guitars is worth putting together.  These would be the guitars you wouldn't play even if someone gave them to you for free.  I'll kick it off with one acoustic and one electric - an Ovation and a B.C. Rich.  Truly awful.   

[waveclipper]

Have to say I think dano longhorns are pretty cool!

[Larabee]

I also put the Danectro Longhorn in the cool guitar category. The design is funky but Danelectros have a historic reputation as great sounding cheap guitars. Some of them are admittedly too cheap.

[G. Wood]

The Longhorn may be ugly, but uncool it ain't! 

[Larabee]

See through Lucite?  

[Dead Beat]

i posted the longhorn in response to The Mighties  post:

"Is too simple to post uncool metal guitars...let see some garage-like but ugly guitar"

Apparently it's ugly but cool... But i could never get on stage with one. Maybe this one's more Garage P.C...?

[Mardy]

From Russia: Tonika Model EGS-650 electric guitar

[the Thingz]

Mardy Pune said:

From Russia: Tonika Model EGS-650 electric guitar

[G. Wood]

I think those Russian guitars are pretty cool, if somewhat weird, but I've read that they sound and play terrible.

[Larabee]

Tough call on this one.  The Tonikas look kind of cool compared to the Cort "Axe" guitar above.  But standing on their own, I think I would take a pass if someone offered it to me for free; especially if it was a bad sounding guitar on top of it.  

G. Wood said:

I think those Russian guitars are pretty cool, if somewhat weird, but I've read that they sound and play terrible.

[The Blue Giant Zeta Puppies]

......What about this baby?.....I can't decide.....it SHOULD be cool......and it's a FretKing...and they usually play and sound dead nice.......but somehow....it's just WRONG....what do you think?

[G. Wood]

Looks a bit top-heavy.

[Larabee]

How does that thing sit in a guitar stand?