DETROIT'S BAZOOKA JONES: Asking Permission To Be Podded Please...

[Bullethead Jones]

We are the strange and lovable Bazooka Jones. Four Members Strong, Three Minutes Long, Two Titties Strong and One Party So Fun It's Wrong....since the automotive industry here in Detroit has crumbled, there is nothing left to do but write ridiculously infectious dirty little ditties and drink a lot....Click Here For Bazooka Pod Page.

Click here for our EPK (whatever that stands for.)

BAZOOKA JONES PROFILE:
HOME: Half past the monkeys ass, a quarter to his balls.

AGE: Old as dirt.

PROFESSION: Twisting multi-colored balloon animals into polluted bubblegum songs.

HOBBIES: Alphabetizing 8-track tapes; watching 70’s ‘bush porn’; teaching newbies that
rock should roll; ballroom blitzing; banging gongs and getting it on!

LAST BOOK READ: Gene Simmons Guide To Branding by Paul Stanley.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Painting a white Pinto to look like Starsky and Hutch’s Torino
... ask your parents.

QUOTE: “Fuck sellin’ out, we’re buyin’ in!”

PROFILE: Found on the back stairs of Detroit’s Cobo Arena in a vodka soaked guitar case,
these rock and roll freaks and living wonders transformed themselves into the ‘Faux Four’
by blending equal parts perversion, addiction and delusion.

BEER:Molson!

[Lisa]

I just ended up buying your first CD a few minute ago after listening to the clips. I don't often get tempted by e-mail solicitations, but I think your band is terrific! Bear with me as I am a new GaragePunk.com member and probably even older than dirt than you are, but I am not sure if you are asking a question that we are supposed to answer. Do we "pod" you somehow?? will chanting "Open the pod bay door, Hal" a few times help???

[Bullethead Jones]

"Open the pod bay door, Hal"...I like it!
Garage Punk advises that you go on the board
and mention the band...a gentle whoring out if you will...
hoping people that put together podcasts pick you up.

And thank you a bunch for buying the CD...really appreciate it.
Stay in touch, talk music...I love it.

~Bullethead


Lisa said:

I just ended up buying your first CD a few minute ago after listening to the clips. I don't often get tempted by e-mail solicitations, but I think your band is terrific! Bear with me as I am a new GaragePunk.com member and probably even older than dirt than you are, but I am not sure if you are asking a question that we are supposed to answer. Do we "pod" you somehow?? will chanting "Open the pod bay door, Hal" a few times help???