SONIC NIGHTMARES #37
Hosts: Gringo Starr, Reverend Beat-Man, Brother Panti-Christ & El Tiki
In this era of commercialism it is easy to forget the original Christmas story:
The Martians nab Kris Kringle and two little Earth children. The Martian leader forces Santa and the children to run their soulless toy machine. Despite the numerous violations of human rights, it's all in good fun and everybody is nice and happy except for one mean Martian (with a disturbing droopy mustache and a sidekick that looks like Jamie Farr) who plots to kidnap Santa (even though he's already been kidnapped). Santa encourages the kids to hurl lots of heavy mid-sixties toys at the bad guy's skulls. Through this display of parental negligence the evil is thwarted and Santa is permitted to go back to Earth leaving a half-witted Martian named Droppo to take over the reigns of the Martian Toy Empire.
Sonic Nightmares celebrates the greatest story ever told sprinkled with tracks by Billy Childish, The Kinks, Them, 68 Comeback, Charles Manson and many more!
Wild Billy Childish And The Musicians Of The British Empire - Father Christmas Is Dressed In Green – Damaged Goods
The Kinks - Father Christmas - Come Dancing With The Kinks
The Uniques - You Aint Tuff - Mindrocker
The Stains - Now And Then – Teenage Shutdown
The Go Gos - Dalek Christmas -
Sparrow - Green Bottle Lover - Mindrocker
Sattori - Time Machine - Mindrocker
Bad Boys – Love - Mindrocker
The Lost Agency - One Girl Man - Mindrocker
Dirty Old Man (At The Age Of Sixteen) - Them - Moxie
Fire Engine - 13th Floor Elevators - Texas Archive
The A-Cads - Down The Road A Piece –
I'd Rather Be An Old Woman's Baby Then Be A Young Woman's Slave - Doctor Ross -
Enough Of What I Need - The Children - AIP
Charles Manson - Garbage Dump -
Joe Hicks - Don't It Make You Feel Funky -
68 Comeback – He’s My Everything - Get Hip
Billy Childish – I Wasn’t Made For This World - Ay Carramba Rekkids
Roy And The Devils Motorcycle – Trying To Get To You - Voodoo Rhythm
The Country Teasers – Only My Savior - Crypt
Screamin’ Mee Mees – Green Cigars From Mars - Bag Of Hammers
Dora Bryan - All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle - 1963
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