5 things that annoy me

[Tallulah Jones]

1.) When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is cake if you can't eat it?
2.) When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
3.) People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
4.) When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
5.) When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

[Da'Vi deWig]

I hate commercials, flat beer, unless cold and what seem to be form letters.

[Andy Seven]

Boy, that's fuckin' funny. Write more!

[fazer]

what really fucks me off, is when some arsehole tells me to cheer up. especially when your ok to start with.

[Tallulah Jones]

...or when you start worrying because people keep asking why you look so worried.

No, what I really hate is getting stuck behind a group of very slow moving people who you simply can NOT get around and are trapped. This is invariably when you are running late.

Or when people decide that the end of the escalator is the best place to stop suddenly and have a chat and you can't help crashing into them. And then they give you dirty looks.

[Da'Vi deWig]

Number one AnNoYing problem in America... Parking!